
My friend tries to photobomb panorama, instead panorama makes him a god
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
(Source: tasteofavery)
STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:
i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)

i can’t draw aimlessly without it turning into homestuck why this
AND NORMALLY I WOULD JUST FORGET THAT
EXCEPT FOR THAT IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY
MY STUPID BIRTHDAY
oH YM GOS SOMEOEN FINALLY DID THIS THIGN IM CYRING
a picture of a teenage girl doing a regular thing except shes japanese so it has 2000 notes
(Source: mensrightsactivist)
i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit